A Skylit Drive

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A Skylit Drive is a band from Lodi, California. They're so good, they make your face look like a sad potato.

My cousin joined this band and now he's famous. I'm still stuck in the bathroom at school.

My dog tried to listen to their music and now he's screaming at the ceiling.

My mom says I should move to Lodi and join the band. I told her I'd rather be a ghost.

A Skylit Drive is a group of musicians from Lodi. They play music so loud, it could wake up the dead and make your ears bleed.

My brother's nose started bleeding during their concert. I took a picture and it went viral.

I tried to listen to their music while eating spaghetti. Now my spaghetti is screaming at me.

My teacher made us listen to their music. I fell asleep and got a detention.

A Skylit Drive is a band from Lodi that makes music so crazy, it’s like your brain got hit by a truck and then set on fire.

I tried to explain their music to my mom. She said I was speaking nonsense and asked if I wanted a snack.

My friend tried to listen to them during math class. He got a zero and now he’s crying in the hallway.

I told my dog about their music. He ran away and hasn't come back.

A Skylit Drive is a band from Lodi that makes music so wild, it could make your brain explode and your pants smell like old pizza.

I told my friend their music was wild. He tried it and now he's dancing in the hallway like a crazy man.

My sister listened to their music and started singing in the shower. Now my bathroom is haunted.

I tried to listen to them during breakfast. My cereal was mad and ran away.

A Skylit Drive is a band from Lodi that makes music so good, it’s like your soul got a new pair of shoes and a sandwich.

I told my dad their music was good. He said I was being dramatic and asked for a sandwich.

My cat started dancing to their music. Now he’s the best dancer in the neighborhood.

I tried to explain their music to my little brother. He said I was lying and tried to eat my sandwich.

A Skylit Drive is a band from Lodi that makes music so intense, it could make your brain do the cha-cha and your nose start crying.

I told my friend their music was intense. He listened to it and started doing the cha-cha in the middle of the street.

My little brother tried to listen to their music. His nose started crying and he ran away.

My dog listened to their music and now he’s doing the cha-cha in my yard.