Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Calling someone a skirt is like saying they're as weak as a baby who cries all day and can't even tie their own shoes.

You call your cousin a skirt because he cried when he lost his phone.

Your mom says you're a skirt for not finishing your homework.

Your friend calls the gym teacher a skirt because he ran out when he saw the weights.

2

A skirt is what a girl wears when she's too lazy to put on pants and wants to look fancy but still be comfortable.

My sister wore a skirt to school because she didn't want to deal with her jeans.

Your neighbor wears a skirt every day because she thinks it makes her look cool.

My grandma wears a skirt because she says it's easier to sit down in.

3

A skirt is the sound of a fancy car's tires screaming like a kid who just got sent to the principal's office.

He left so fast, it sounded like a skirt.

The car's tires did a skirt when he hit the gas.

She pulled out of the driveway like it was a skirt.

4

To skirt is to bolt out of somewhere like you just saw your teacher walking toward you with a pop quiz.

He skirted out of the room when the teacher called his name.

She skirted out of the house before her mom could yell at her.

He skirted out of the classroom like he was running from the devil.

5

To skirt is to leave like you're being chased by a bear and you don't want to be eaten.

He skirted out of the kitchen like he was running from a bear.

She skirted out of the store because she didn't want to pay.

He skirted out of the room when he heard the bell ring.

6

A skirt is something girls wear when they want to look good but also want to be able to run away from trouble.

My sister wears a skirt because she thinks it looks good and she can run fast.

Your friend wears a skirt so she can sprint out of the house when she gets in trouble.

Your mom wears a skirt because she says it’s easier to move in.

7

To skirt is to skip out on something like you're avoiding a monster and you're not even going to say hello.

He skirted out of the room when he saw the math test.

She skirted out of the house before she had to do the dishes.

He skirted out of the classroom before the teacher could catch him.