a skeezer

My cousin is a skeezer. She dates three guys at once and still smells like her gym bag.

That girl in class is a skeezer. She talks to every guy and still wears the same pants every day.

My mom says my sister is a skeezer. She's got a boyfriend and a guy from the store.

She's got a boyfriend and a guy from the bar. That's a skeezer.

My friend's a skeezer. She dates two guys at once and still doesn't get why she's single.

That girl in the grocery store is a skeezer. She's got a guy from the bakery and one from the meat counter.

My neighbor is a skeezer. She yells at the mailman and talks to everyone like they owe her money.

That girl from the bus is a skeezer. She fights with the driver and tells everyone they're stupid.

My cousin's a skeezer. She argues with her brother and says she's better than everyone.

That girl from the park is a skeezer. She smells like a gym sock and has a tattoo of a chicken.

My mom says my sister is a skeezer. She wears the same clothes every day and has a tattoo of a cat.

That girl in class is a skeezer. She smells like old pizza and has a tattoo of a dog.

Boogie said that thing about a skeezer when he saw his ex with another guy.

That thing Boogie said about a skeezer was when he saw his mom with a new guy.

Boogie said that thing about a skeezer when he saw his brother with a girl from the store.

That girl from the gym is a skeezer. She yells at the guy and says he's the problem.

My neighbor's a skeezer. She fights with her kids and says they're all bad.

That girl from the store is a skeezer. She fights with her boyfriend and says he's the worst.

That girl from the gym is a skeezer. She thinks she's hot but no one wants her.

My cousin's a skeezer. She thinks she's cool but no one talks to her.

That girl from the store is a skeezer. She thinks she's awesome but no one likes her.