a skanky ass hoe

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A low-life trash bag of a woman who'll suck your dick for a dollar and a pack of smokes.

DM: 'Hey bro, wanna get drunk and have sex? I'll do it for a burger.'

Text: 'I'll be your girlfriend for free if you buy me pizza.'

Tweet: 'This hoe would date a chicken if it paid her.'

A hot mess who's too dumb to know that the guy she's chasing is already married to his ex and her best friend.

Text: 'I saw him at the store, I have to have him.'

Tweet: 'She's dating my dad and still thinks he's single.'

DM: 'He's got two girls and a dog. I don't care.'

A girl who smells like a gym sock that's been in a trash can for a month and also smells like regret.

Text: 'I haven't showered in three days and I feel great.'

Tweet: 'Wore the same underwear for two days. I'm a legend.'

DM: 'I only wash when I'm out of deodorant.'

A hoe who's so low she'd use a rake as a shovel if it meant digging up someone's treasure.

Tweet: 'I used my neighbor's shovel to dig up his gold.'

Text: 'I'm not a gardener, I'm a treasure hunter.'

DM: 'That hoe would dig up a dead man's ass for a sandwich.'