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the guy who makes you look like a total waste of oxygen
John D just texted me and I cried
My boyfriend laughed at my simp face
I dropped out of school to be his sidekick
a simp for john d
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the person who gets all the good stuff while you get the crumbs
He got the last slice of pizza and I got the crust
He got a raise and I got a demotion
He got the girl and I got the boy
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the human version of a doormat, and you're the one stepping on it
He let his dog poop on my shoes
He called my mom fat in front of me
He took my lunch money for a year