a silent voice

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A movie so sad it makes you cry and then laugh because the deaf girl beats the bully up with a bag of chips
I watched it and cried so hard my dog got scared.
My mom said it was the worst movie ever, but she still cried.
I got a bag of chips and a headache from laughing too much.
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When you jump off a building and die or someone jumps off a building and dies just so they can save your dumb ass
I tried to jump off the roof and my friend saved me, then he died. Classic.
My sister jumped off the building and I got a medal for being alive.
I was too lazy to die, so I let my dog do it instead.
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Like when you hear a gunshot echo in the distance, but it's just your neighbor's dad yelling at his kid again
I thought there was a war, but it was just my neighbor yelling.
The echo sounded like a battle, but it was just a kid getting grounded.
I almost called 911 because I thought I was in a movie.
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