a sigh for help

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A weak, lazy way of saying you need help, like when you're too tired to actually scream or throw a tantrum. It's like when you're stuck in a bad relationship and just say you might leave, but you still go out to dinner with your ex.
My mom said, 'I might leave my job,' but she still took the kids to the mall.
He said he might move out, but he still cooked dinner for his dad.
She said she might break up with him, but she still followed him on Instagram.
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It's like when you're not actually dying, but you're wearing a shirt that looks like it was stolen from a landfill and you say you might quit your job.
She said, 'I might quit my job,' but she still showed up to work in a stained shirt.
He said he might leave the house, but he still took the trash out.
My brother said he might stop eating, but he still ate three pizzas.
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It’s like when you're not actually going to die, but you're just tired and you say you might go to church or something weird like that.
My cousin said she might go to church, but she still took a nap.
He said he might start a new religion, but he still drank coffee.
My mom said she might go to a yoga class, but she still ate a whole cake.
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It's like when you're not actually going to commit suicide, but you're just annoyed and you say you might change your whole life for no reason.
She said she might move to another state, but she still stayed in her old apartment.
He said he might start a new hobby, but he still played video games all day.
My sister said she might take a vacation, but she still stayed home and watched TV.
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It's like when you're not actually going to start a new life, but you're just tired and you say you might take a nap or something.
He said he might take a break from work, but he still showed up.
My brother said he might go to sleep, but he still played video games.
She said she might take a vacation, but she still stayed home.
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It's like when you're not actually going to be a monk or anything, but you're just tired and you say you might change your life a little bit.
She said she might start a new life, but she still stayed at home.
He said he might be a monk, but he still ate pizza.
My mom said she might change her whole life, but she still watched TV.
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