a side of fries

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when someone is cheating on their main squeeze with someone else

My ex got caught with her boss. A side of fries for sure.

He was with his girlfriend and his mom's boyfriend. That's a double side of fries.

She texted me: 'He's with the barista again. I'm getting a side of fries.'

when a girl goes through a bunch of guys in one go

She had five guys in the same night. A side of fries, for real.

He said, 'She sucked every guy in the bar.' I said, 'That’s a side of fries.'

At the club, she had a line of guys. A side of fries, baby.

a total mess of a person who doesn't know how to live and has zero friends

He failed everything. A side of fries for life.

She got fired, dumped, and got a parking ticket. That’s a side of fries.

He texts me: 'Life is a side of fries. I’m drowning in it.'

when someone takes a blow job, swallows the cum, and then shoves it straight into their butt using a crazy straw

He took a blow job and drank cum through a straw. That's a side of fries.

She swallowed the cum and then shot it up her butt. Classic side of fries.

He texted me: 'I drank cum through a straw and shot it up my butt. It’s a side of fries.'