a showstopper

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A showstopper is a woman so hot, so smooth, and so damn sexy that when she walks in, everyone forgets how to breathe and everyone else becomes invisible.
My ex walked in, and the whole bar forgot I was there.
She came in, and my uncle dropped his meatloaf.
The moment she stepped on stage, the whole crowd forgot how to blink.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A showstopper is when you're doing great, but then something so wild happens, it makes you look like a total failure.
I was doing fine until she walked in.
He was winning the game until the showstopper happened.
I had the best speech until the showstopper ruined it.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A showstopper is someone so good, they make you look like a clumsy idiot who can’t even walk straight.
He was doing okay until the showstopper came in.
I was winning until she showed up.
She was the showstopper, and I was just the background noise.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A showstopper is when you mix drugs so good, you feel like you're going to explode and everyone else is just watching you melt.
He took the showstopper and exploded in the middle of the party.
She took the showstopper and started dancing like a madwoman.
The showstopper made him feel like he was going to fly out of his skin.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A showstopper is when you put your whole fist in someone else and make them scream like a baby being hit by a truck.
He did a showstopper and made her scream like a baby.
She did a showstopper and the whole room was laughing.
He did a showstopper and the neighbor called the cops.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A showstopper is when two girls walk on stage with Ronald McDonald in front of 200+ people, and the whole crowd goes wild and screams like they’re on fire.
They walked on stage with Ronald McDonald and the crowd screamed like they were on fire.
The two girls were the showstopper, and the crowd went wild.
Ronald McDonald called them in, and the crowd lost their minds.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A showstopper is when you're about to cum, and you punch yourself in the junk just to make it extra painful and make yourself look like a total idiot.
He was about to cum, then he punched himself in the junk and cried.
She was about to cum, then she hit herself and screamed like a baby.
He did a showstopper and the whole room laughed at him.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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