Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

drinking Jameson whiskey like it’s your last chance to live

My mom took a shot of Jameson and cried like she just got fired.

He took a shot of Jameson and now his pants are on fire.

She drank Jameson and now her dog is talking to her in Spanish.

2

a shot in the face is when someone ruins your life and doesn’t even care

My ex broke my heart and then left me a voicemail saying 'whatever' and hung up.

He failed my math test and then took a nap.

My dog ate my homework and then sat on it.

3

drinking shots of hard liquor feels like someone punched your forehead

I took a shot and now my forehead is screaming.

She drank a shot and her nose turned red.

He took two shots and now he’s fighting a ghost.

4

a shot to the face is like yelling 'let’s get wild' and then diving into a pool of liquor

We took shots and then started singing karaoke in the middle of the street.

They yelled 'let’s get wild' and then threw confetti into a blender.

He said 'let’s get wild' and then ran into a wall.

5

a girl so ugly she makes your face look like it got hit by a shot of liquor

My cousin’s girlfriend looked like she just got hit by a shot of tequila.

He saw her and immediately ran into a wall.

My dog ran away when she walked in.

6

extreme ugliness from acne, scars, or just being a total mess of a human

My brother’s face looks like a war zone after a shot of vodka.

She had a face like a raccoon after a shot of rum.

He looked like a burnt pancake after a shot of whiskey.

7

shot faced means you look like a wasted zombie with red eyes and a goofy grin

He looked like a zombie after a whole bottle of tequila.

She had red eyes and was laughing at nothing.

They looked like they just came out of a blender.