a shitty person

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A person who messes everything up so bad they might as well be cursed by a witch and a math teacher at the same time

My ex broke my phone and my heart on the same day.

He spilled coffee on my laptop and my boss.

She texted me during a meeting and I got fired.

A person who doesn't care about anything and would stab you in the back just to see how many times you can yell 'why?"

He lied to me and then laughed in my face.

She stole my idea and took all the credit.

He told my mom I was a bad kid and she believed him.

A person who throws up during a race but still wins because they're a total monster and don't care about the rules

She threw up during the marathon but still beat me.

He peed on the track and finished first.

They vomited during the game but still won the trophy.

A person who cheated on you like they were on a reality show and you were the audience screaming 'no!'

He cheated on me with my best friend and I was the third wheel.

She dated my dad and I had to pretend I didn't know.

He had a kid with my sister and now I have to be the cool uncle.