a shit welsh teacher

She gave me a D for not doing my homework. I didn’t even know homework was a thing.

She called me a ‘disgrace to the human race’ because I didn’t know what ‘peripheral’ meant.

She said I was ‘a waste of oxygen’ and I believed her.

She yelled at me for wearing socks with sandals. I cried and my dog laughed.

She made me stand in the corner for 10 minutes because I said ‘I don’t know’.

She called my essay ‘a pile of garbage’ and I believed her.

She said I was ‘stupid’ because I didn’t know what ‘quadratic’ meant. I asked her if that was a type of sandwich.

She said I was ‘a lost cause’ after I spelled ‘Wednesday’ wrong.

She told me I was ‘a disgrace’ for not knowing the difference between ‘their’ and ‘there’.