a shit stick up a tree is like a bit dip in da nip tip

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when you finish a lousy sucker by chewing the stick and leaving a tiny piece of the sucker on it, and your bro gives you another one but then goes full gross and spits on it
I bit the sucker so hard I left a chunk on the stick, and my bro handed me a new one then spit on it like it was a crime scene.
I ate the whole sucker except for the tip, and my bro gave me another one and then spit on it like he was trying to kill it.
I left a little bit of the sucker on the stick, and my bro handed me a new one and then spit on it like it was a curse.
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you finish a weak sucker by gnawing it down to the stick, and your bro gives you a new one but then throws his spit on it like it was a curse
I gnawed the sucker down to the stick, and my bro gave me a new one and then spit on it like it was a death sentence.
I bit the sucker so much the stick came out, and my bro handed me a new one and then spit on it like he was trying to murder it.
I ate the sucker until there was nothing left but the stick, and my bro gave me another one and then spit on it like it was a witch’s brew.
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you finish a bad sucker by chewing it until only the stick is left, and your bro gives you a new one but then spits on it like it was a disease
I chewed the sucker so much only the stick was left, and my bro gave me a new one and then spat on it like it had cooties.
I bit the sucker until there was no more of it, and my bro handed me another one and then spit on it like it was contagious.
I ate the sucker until only the stick was there, and my bro gave me another one and then spat on it like it was a plague.
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