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You think it's bad, then you realize it's way worse, and you drop to your knees and beg for mercy.
My mom said I had to clean my room. Then I opened the closet and saw a dead raccoon wearing my hat.
I got a 50 on my math test. Then I realized the teacher gave me extra credit for showing work. I didn't do any work.
I thought my dog was lost. Turns out he was just hiding in the trash because he thought it was a party.
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When something goes from bad to absolutely the worst and you just give up because you're too tired to be mad anymore.
My dad said I had to eat my vegetables. Then he said they were cooked by my cousin's pet chicken.
I tried to do my homework. Then I realized I had to write a 10-page essay about my childhood pet goldfish.
I thought my phone was broken. Turns out it was just covered in glitter and my sister's spaghetti.
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When you think you're in trouble, but then it turns out you're in a whole new level of trouble and you just scream into a pillow.
I thought I had to do the dishes. Then I found out I had to do the dishes, the laundry, and also clean the toilet.
I thought I was grounded for a week. Then I realized I was grounded for a month and my allowance was cut in half.
I thought I had a small pimple. Then I looked in the mirror and saw a full-blown zit explosion.
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