a shit in the teeth

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A really bad situation that hits you like a punch in the face, but worse because it’s also gross.

Man, that job interview was a shit in the teeth. I got fired before I even started.

My mom called me a loser and said I was a shit in the teeth.

When my dog ate my homework, that was a shit in the teeth.

When your girlfriend or date has food stuck in their teeth, and it’s something gross like spinach or lettuce.

My date had spinach in her teeth, and it was a shit in the teeth.

He had lettuce in his teeth like a caveman, and I was like, ‘this is a shit in the teeth.’

She had a whole salad in her teeth. That was a full-blown shit in the teeth.

Throwing up, but it’s the kind of vomit that feels like it’s coming out of your ears.

I ate too much pizza, and I threw up like a shit in the teeth.

He drank six beers and vomited like a shit in the teeth.

After the party, I was a walking shit in the teeth.

When your teeth look like a raccoon bit them, even after you brush them like a madman.

My teeth look like they were stained by a coffee monster. That’s a shit in the teeth.

I brushed my teeth 10 times, but it was still a shit in the teeth.

Coffee and smoke turned my teeth brown. That was a full-blown shit in the teeth.

When you’re so stupid it’s like someone put actual shit in your teeth, and only little boys named Jack call you that.

Jack said I was a shit in the teeth because I failed math.

I was a shit in the teeth because I spilled my juice on my shirt.

Jack called me a shit in the teeth because I sat on my homework.

When you eat something chocolatey, and your teeth look like they were dipped in dog poop.

I ate an Oreo and my teeth looked like they were covered in shit. That was a shit in the teeth.

He ate a chocolate bar and it was a full-blown shit in the teeth.

After eating a brownie, my teeth looked like a shit in the teeth.

When you’re so hungover you think your teeth are going to poop out, and you’re stuck on the toilet for hours.

After that party, I was on the toilet for six hours. That was a shit in the teeth.

I woke up and thought my teeth were going to vomit. That was a shit in the teeth.

I spent the whole day on the toilet. That was a real shit in the teeth.