A shit drive

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A shit drive is when you let your poop go on a road trip and everyone in the car gets to smell it see it and hear it like it’s a horror movie

I tried to hold it in for 3 hours and then my pants exploded like a volcano

My cousin pooped so loud the driver yelled 'what the hell is that' and swerved into a lane of trucks

I was so embarrassed I started crying and my brother laughed so hard he peed his pants

A shit drive is when your poop goes on a long car ride and all your friends and family get to witness it like it’s a live show

My mom pooped right next to me and I had to smell it for the whole 8-hour ride

My brother started singing 'I am the walrus' and then pooped and it was even worse

The car smelled like a garbage can and my friend threw up in the back seat

A shit drive is when you poop in a car on a long trip and everyone else gets to see it smell it and hear it like it’s a comedy special

My dog pooped in the car and it was like a mini poop show with a side of barking

I tried to hide my poop but my friend saw it and laughed until he choked

The whole car smelled like a sewer and my dad started singing 'I’m a survivor'