A Shipley

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When some jerk slams to a halt right in front of you during a downpour, making you hydroplane into them and wreck your car. Usually done in a Plymouth Neon, but any car can do it.
I tried to pass him, and he just stopped like a f***ing idiot. I hydroplaned into him and my car looked like a f***ing junkyard.
He pulled a Shipley in the middle of a thunderstorm and my car went flying like it was on fire.
I saw it happen on the highway. The guy in front of me just stopped, and I hydroplaned into him like he was a f***ing target.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A fancy school in Bryn Mawr where the kids are rich and annoying. Everyone goes to college except one guy who went to truck driving school instead.
That Shipley kid is so rich, he has a limo to school. I just ride the bus and he thinks I'm a f***ing peasant.
They’re all so stuck up. One kid even said I was ‘not worthy’ of sitting next to him.
They’re so obsessed with college, they think truck driving is a f***ing joke.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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When a girl grinds her c*** on a guy’s sideburns until she comes. It’s like a f***ing sexual torture session.
She rubbed her c*** on my sideburns like it was a f***ing massage. I almost passed out.
He was just standing there, and she dragged her c*** all over his face. Classic Shipley.
I swear, that girl came just from rubbing her c*** on his sideburns like it was a f***ing concert.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A direct replacement for the word ‘f***ing sh*t.’ You can use it anywhere and it makes everything worse.
That test was a Shipley. I failed it so bad, my mom was crying.
He said I was a Shipley, and I walked out of class like I was fired.
That movie was the worst Shipley I have ever seen. I wish I was dead.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A person who hates all the f***ing fantasy books, fan girls, and can’t draw worth a f***ing dime.
He said Twilight was the worst Shipley ever. I think he’s f***ing insane.
She can’t draw a straight line and hates Harry Potter like it’s a f***ing disease.
He thinks Fan Fiction is a f***ing curse and I can’t stand him.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A short, annoying kid who is the teacher’s favorite just because of her name. Also, she loves Harry Potter and Tim Gunn more than f***ing life.
She’s only 5’6 and thinks she’s the best person in the world. It’s f***ing annoying.
She gets hot thinking about Tim Gunn. I swear, she’s in love with a f***ing man on TV.
She’s so obsessed with Harry Potter, she thinks I’m f***ing stupid for not liking it.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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Emily Shipley is the f***ing best. Everyone else is just f***ing trash.
Emily Shipley is the best. I wish I was her. I’m just a f***ing nobody.
She’s like a f***ing queen. I’m just a f***ing peasant.
Emily Shipley is perfect. I’m just a f***ing mess.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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