a shift

"I hate pizza," then the next day, "I eat 10 pizzas a day." "I'm single," then the next day, "I'm dating 10 guys." "I'm gonna fail," then the next day, "I got an A+!"

"I just made peace with that creeper." "I waved my sword like I was telling my friend to shut up." "I waved my sword at a zombie and it ran away." "I waved my sword like I was saying, 'I'm not your dad.'"

"He was making out with his girlfriend like she was his last meal." "She was kissing him like he was the last person on Earth." "They were making out like they were trying to kiss the devil." "They were making out like they had no brain cells left."

"I went to another reality because this one was too loud." "I shifted to another world because I was tired of my boss." "I went to another universe like I was escaping a prison." "I shifted to another world because I was bored."

"I teleported to another place because I was sick of my room." "I shifted to another world because I was on TikTok." "I went to another reality because I was bored and I was on Amino." "I moved to another place because I didn't like my life."

"He gave her a French kiss like he was trying to break her bones." "She kissed him like she was trying to kill him with her lips." "They kissed so hard it looked like they were fighting." "They made out like they were trying to win a wrestling match."

"Hey, do you sell crack?" "Do you have crack? I need it." "Do you sell crack like you're my new dealer?" "Do you sell crack or are you just here to laugh at me?"