Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

a god-like monster that walks among us like we’re not even worth looking at

That shev just insulted my whole family and called me a sandwich.

Shev walked into the room and my life became a mess.

I tried to beat Shev in a fight and he called me a baby and walked away.

2

a girl so hot she makes your brain shut off like a broken light switch

That girl at the bus stop was a shev, and I almost got run over.

My crush is a shev and I cry every time I see her.

Shev is the reason I failed math and started eating pizza for breakfast.

3

a guy who talks nonsense to make you feel stupid and then laughs at you like you’re a baby

That shev just said my dog is a math problem and I believe it.

Shev tried to beat me in a debate and I lost because he used words I don’t know.

My brother is a shev and he calls my mom a ‘mathematical disaster’.

4

a soft, cute guy who plays games and has more followers than your mom on Instagram

Shev is my best friend and he cried when his dog died.

Shev plays Smite like it’s a real war and I’m just watching.

Shev has tattoos and I don’t, so I’m jealous.

5

a person who eats so messy they look like a pizza that got hit by a truck

Shev spilled soup on his shirt and now it looks like a science experiment.

Shev eats like a wild animal and I don’t even know how he survives.

Shev tried to eat a sandwich and now he looks like a mess.

6

when you eat like a mad man in the middle of a fancy dinner and everyone looks at you like you’re a joke

Shev ate pizza during a meeting and now everyone hates him.

Shev tried to eat a taco and spilled it on his boss.

Shev eats like a kid on a sugar rush and I can’t take it anymore.

7

a guy who can’t say ‘Sheff’ so he just says ‘Shev’ and makes everyone confused

Rondingal says ‘Shev’ and I don’t even know what that means.

Shev is just a funny way of saying ‘Sheff’ and I don’t get it.

Shev is the worst way to say ‘Sheff’ and I hate it.