Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A barely drunk beer or drink left open like it’s proud of itself.

I left the beer open because I was too lazy to close it.

That beer was still full, like it was trying to be fancy.

He left the drink open and called it a Sherman, like it was a trophy.

2

A hero who saved people, loved freedom, and kicked ass. He hated traitors, failures, and anyone who let America down.

Sherman was the man who saved America from the worst failures ever.

He kicked ass and took names from traitors.

He was like America’s best friend who also hated your dumb relatives.

3

A fancy robot from the future sent back in time to give a lucky woman the best sex ever.

That robot was sent back just for her.

He was a time-traveling robot who only wanted to seduce her.

She got a robot from the future, and it was the best thing ever.

4

When you boil water and pour it on old coffee grounds just to get one more cup out of them.

I poured hot water on old grounds just to get another cup.

He made shermanized coffee because he was too lazy to brew new.

She used shermanized coffee and called it a full pot.

5

To burn down monuments, flags, and anything that honors traitors who tried to break up America.

He burned the flag because he hated traitors.

She set fire to the monument and called it shermaning.

They burned everything that reminded people of the traitors.

6

The girl who is hot, wild, and makes everyone else look like failures.

She was the most beautiful and crazy girl in the room.

He was obsessed with her because she was perfect.

Everyone else was jealous of her style and looks.

7

When you spill someone’s drink because you’re clumsy and don’t care.

He spilled her drink because he was too clumsy.

She flailed and made a mess of his drink.

He spilled the drink and didn’t even apologize.