a Sheri

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A Sheri is a person who thinks they're a goddess and acts like they're getting laid every minute. They flirt like it's their job, and they’ll flirt with your dad just to prove a point.
@Sheri_2023: Why are you still single? You're basically a walking invitation.
DM: 'Hey, you ever think about me?' 'Every day, every hour, every second.'
Sheri walked into the room, and the entire class turned around. The teacher said, 'We’re not doing math today.'
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A Sheri is a woman who can be sweet, but if you mess with her, she’ll cuss you out and make your life a living hell. Her smile is like a weapon, and she’s not afraid to use it.
'You took my coffee? I will haunt you until you die.', Sheri, 2:00 a. m.
Sheri said, 'You’re not even worth my time,' and then she texted me three times in a row.
At the grocery store, she yelled at the clerk and then gave him a hug.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A Sheri is someone so hot they could melt your face off. They look good, they act good, and they’re basically a walking compliment.
'You’re like a 10 out of 10, but I’m just a 6. I’m okay with that.', Sheri, at the mall.
Sheri walked in, and my heart stopped. Then she laughed at me.
Sheri turned her head, and I was instantly in love. Then she cussed me out.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A Sheri is a smart, funny, and slightly holy woman who also has a temper that could take down a saint. She’s got a nice laugh, but she’ll cuss you out if you make her wait.
'You took my spot in line? I’m going to cuss you out in church.', Sheri, in the grocery store.
Sheri said, 'You’re lucky I like you,' and then she texted me 10 times in a row.
She told me she was going to pray for me. Then she cussed me out in front of my mom.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A Sheri is a woman who has a temper like a fire truck, but she’s also super cool and awesome. She’s the kind of person who can work with you, but she’ll also leave everything until the last second.
'You missed my deadline? I’m going to burn your house down.', Sheri, at work.
Sheri said she would finish the project. Then she left it until the day before it was due.
She was cool and friendly, then she cussed me out in front of the whole office.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A Sheri is a girl who looks amazing, and everyone loves her. She’s got style, she’s got charm, and she’s got a laugh that could make you cry with joy.
'You look amazing, Sheri. You’re like a walking fashion show.', my friend, at the mall.
Sheri walked into the room, and I fell in love. Then she laughed at me.
At the party, she was the center of attention. Then she danced with my dad.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A Sheri is a quiet but strong woman who doesn’t like people who don’t get things done. She’s got beautiful eyes and a heart full of love, but she’ll cuss you out if you’re late.
'You’re late again? I’m going to cuss you out in front of the whole class.', Sheri, at school.
Sheri said she was going to be early. Then she was 10 minutes late.
She looked at me with her beautiful eyes and said, 'You’re lucky I like you.' Then she cussed me out.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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