a shed

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Kids yell this when they're about to get stoned. They imagine a shed, walk in, sit down, and get high like they're king of the world. They do it in stupid places like the oval, the park, or even the middle of the road.
'A shed!' I said, and I walked into the imaginary shed in the middle of the oval.
'A shed!' he screamed, then sat down and smoked the joint like it was his last meal.
'A shed!' she said, and we all laughed because it was the oval again.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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The shed is the holy grail of hiding stuff. People throw lawn tools, old shoes, and their dignity in there. Smart people use it to smoke weed and talk nonsense without getting yelled at.
'The shed is sacred,' he said, throwing his old sneakers in there.
She just went to the shed to smoke and talk nonsense with her friends.
He said the shed is where the real magic happens, and the judge is never around.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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Getting totally trashed and forgetting your life, your name, and your mom’s face. You might even forget you were ever alive.
'I went to the party and came out a total mess. A total shed.'
He drank so much, he forgot his own name. Total shed.
She drank until she forgot who she was. That’s a shed.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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Sledging but with more physical abuse. It’s not just pushing someone down, it’s making them cry, scream, and maybe even wet their pants.
'He was a total wreck after the shed. He cried like a baby.'
They did a shed on him until he was gibbering and wetting his pants.
That shed was so brutal, he couldn’t even walk for a week.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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Practicing music like it’s a holy mission. People would play their instruments in the shed till their fingers bled and the chickens got scared.
'He practiced in the shed so hard, his fingers bled.'
She played in the shed till the chickens ran away.
He practiced in the shed like he was going to heaven.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A huge, fat woman who lives in the dark and will grab any guy she sees. If you go near her, you’re dead.
'She’s the shed. Stay away from her.'
He went to visit the shed and never came back.
The shed grabbed him and he was never seen again.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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It stands for ‘Secondary House Extension for Dads.’ Dads have a second house, and it’s usually a shed.
'Dads get a shed because they need more space.'
He got a shed for his second house. That’s called ‘Secondary House Extension for Dads.’
The shed was just for the dad. No one else could use it.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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