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pure. unfiltered. rage.
My math test was 100% wrong. I was pure rage.
She spilled my coffee. I was pure rage.
He called my mom fat. I was pure rage.
a shark
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this is like the little fishy and the big fishy but even worse. this is when you put your hand in the shape of a fin and ram it into someones butt crack like you are trying to kill them.
I rammed my hand into his butt crack like it was the final battle.
She put her hand in a fin shape and rammed it into my butt crack for no reason.
He rammed his hand into my butt crack like he was a shark in a butt crack war.
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you are here from the definition of Urban Dictionary and you already know what a shark is, but you still want to see some weird sexual definition. a shark is a sea creature that likes to eat your guts.
I looked up shark just to see a weird sexual definition and got a sea creature that eats guts.
He looked up shark because he thought it was a sexual thing, and got a sea creature.
She looked up shark because she thought it was a sexual thing, and got a sea creature that eats guts.
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a scary little fish that will eat you if you let it.
That little fish is scary and will eat you if you let it.
He said it was a scary little fish that would eat him if he let it.
She told me the fish was scary and would eat me if I let it.
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you got so curious about that Urban Dictionary definition (not mine) you looked up shark thinking it would be a way to have sex, but you already knew what a shark was (a sea animal that eats your guts). well, no!
I looked up shark thinking it was a way to have sex but got a sea animal that eats guts.
He looked up shark thinking it was a sexual thing but got a sea animal.
She looked up shark thinking it was a sexual thing but got a sea animal that eats guts.
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a water animal that lives under the ocean. watch out for land sharks and sharknados that can happen on land. most sharks are in water, but some are in your butt crack.
That water animal is a shark and can be in your butt crack.
He told me to watch out for land sharks and sharknados.
She said most sharks are in water but some are in your butt crack.
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a nickname for someone that is a relentless predator when it comes to the opposite sex. like a shark that just wants your guts.
He’s a relentless predator like a shark that wants your guts.
She’s a nickname for someone who’s a predator when it comes to the opposite sex.
Dave is a shark because he wants your guts.