A shanty welshman

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A Shanty Welshman is a guy who gets down on his knees and sucks off a bunch of goats at the same time just to try and get a better job in the Welsh government. The more goats he farts on, the higher he goes.
I saw a Shanty Welshman with 12 goats in a field and he was screaming, 'I'm gonna be the head goat!'
My uncle got promoted because he sucked off 20 goats during the Welsh festival.
At the office, they asked him to stop sucking off goats because the coffee machine was broken.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Shanty Welshman is a man who thinks he’s important just because he’s been eating goat cum for years. He tries to climb the Welsh ladder by letting goats use him as a personal toilet.
He showed up to work with a goat on his back and a goat in his mouth.
During the meeting, he let a goat take a dump on his boss’s head.
His coworkers think he’s the goat whisperer because he talks to goats during lunch.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Shanty Welshman is a guy who thinks he’s the king of Wales just because he’s been licking goat balls since he was a kid. He’s trying to get a promotion by letting goats sit on his face.
He got a goat on his face during the big Welsh meeting and everyone laughed.
He told the boss, 'I can handle 10 goats at once, and I’m not even tired.'
He asked for a raise because he’s been licking goat balls for 30 years.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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