a shane murphy

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when you’re so scared of failing you rip out your exam like it’s your last damn hope

I tore out page 3 of my exam like it was the last piece of bread in the world.

She ripped two pages out of her test because she thought she’d fail the whole damn thing.

He pulled out his exam like he was trying to save his life.

when you act like a clumsy idiot in front of people, especially girls, and you’re too dumb to know it’s bad

He tripped over his own feet in front of the girl he liked.

She blurted out the worst insult in the middle of a group project.

He tried to help and just made everything worse.

the intense hatred of leaving food behind like it’s a personal attack

He wouldn’t touch the sandwich because he left half of it on his desk.

She refused to eat the pizza because she left one slice behind.

He threw out the whole sandwich because he left one bite on his plate.

a subway sandwich so big it could feed a family, with ham, cheese, and no damn salad

That sandwich was so big, I thought it was gonna fall off the table.

He ate the whole thing like it was a war he had to win.

It was so thick, I had to take two bites to finish one.