a shag

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A shag is like a messy hug but with more sweat and less clothes.
My dad said he went shagging with his boss. I don’t know what that means, but it sounds bad.
At the party, my friend said, 'I got shagged by a guy in a toilet.' I wanted to die.
My mom said, 'If you don’t stop shagging, you’ll get kicked out of the house.'
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A British word for getting it on. It’s like saying ‘fuck,’ but it’s not as loud and it’s not as mean.
My cousin said, 'I got shagged by my teacher.' I laughed so hard I cried.
My brother said, 'I had a shag in the park. It was epic.'
My friend said, 'I shagged my crush and now I’m the best person ever.'
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Shagged is like being hit by a truck, but with a lot more fun and a lot less pain.
My brother said, 'I got shagged by my best friend. It was the worst and best day ever.'
My friend’s mom said, 'If you keep shagging, I’ll ground you for life.'
I said, 'I got shagged by my crush, and I think I’m in love.'
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Shagging is when you take off your clothes and do what you do best, get messy.
My friend said, 'I shagged my crush behind the school. It was the best thing ever.'
My mom said, 'I got shagged by my husband. I don’t know how he still looks so good.'
My brother said, 'I shagged my teacher. It was the worst day ever.'
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Shag is like a party with only two people. It’s loud, it’s messy, and it’s the best part of your day.
I said, 'I got shagged by my crush, and now I think I’m in love.'
My brother said, 'I shagged my best friend. It was the worst and best day ever.'
My cousin said, 'I got shagged by my teacher. I think I’m going to fail.'
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Shag is like a big, sweaty hug with a lot more fun and a lot less clothes.
My friend said, 'I got shagged by my crush. I think I’m in love.'
My mom said, 'If you keep shagging, you’ll get kicked out of the house.'
My brother said, 'I shagged my teacher. It was the worst day ever.'
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Shag is like having a wild party in your pants. It’s loud, it’s sweaty, and it’s the best part of your day.
My friend said, 'I shagged my crush in the park. It was the best thing ever.'
My brother said, 'I got shagged by my best friend. I think I’m in love.'
My mom said, 'If you keep shagging, you’ll get grounded for life.'
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