Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A hot Norwegian who looks like they just walked out of a sauna and a gym fight.

I saw Tord at the grocery store and I almost dropped my milk.

My cousin dated Tord and now she talks like she’s in a commercial.

Tord texted me and I had to stop eating pizza because I was too distracted.

2

A Norwegian who makes you feel like you’re the ugly cousin at a beauty pageant.

Tord came to my birthday and I had to pretend I didn’t know him.

My mom said Tord is the reason I got a bad grade in gym.

Tord winked at me and I spilled my coffee.

3

A Norwegian who looks like they just won a bet and a wrestling match.

Tord showed up at my job and my boss asked who that was.

I told my friend about Tord and now they’re obsessed.

Tord walked by and I forgot how to breathe.

4

A Norwegian who makes you wish you had a better life and a better tan.

Tord was at the park and I felt like I was on a reality show.

I texted Tord and now I’m talking to my phone like it’s a love interest.

Tord smiled and I almost cried.

5

A Norwegian who looks like they just came from a party and a fight.

Tord came to my house and my dog ran away.

I saw Tord at the mall and I almost got into a fight with my friend.

Tord said hi and I dropped my phone.

6

A Norwegian who is so hot, they make your brain shut down and your heart do backflips.

Tord walked in and I forgot how to think.

I texted Tord and now I’m talking to my phone like it’s a love letter.

Tord smiled and I almost fainted.