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A person who looks like a god and can make you cum so hard you think you're gonna die.
My cousin got a tattoo of a sexy motherfucker on his arm.
She walked in and the whole bar stopped breathing.
He was so hot I forgot how to talk.
a sexy motherfucker
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The guy who sang ‘Light My Fire’ and looked like he was born to ruin your life.
If Jim Morrison was alive, he’d be giving me a hard time.
He’s the reason I stopped listening to music and started screaming.
He looked like he could fight a dragon and still have time for a sandwich.
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The guy who can make your lunch look like a masterpiece and your ex look like a joke.
Alex Baumann is the reason I still eat cereal for breakfast.
He turned my boring life into a movie scene.
He can make a pizza look like it’s going to win an Oscar.
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A guy who looks like he just walked out of a superhero movie and still has time to laugh at your bad jokes.
Nathan is the reason I failed math and passed heartbreak.
He made my sandwich look like it was going to win a battle.
He looks like he could beat up a kangaroo and still be cool.
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A guy who looks like he just got out of jail and still managed to make your heart melt.
Jayden is a sexy motherfucker and he knows it.
He walked in and I instantly wanted to run away with him.
He looks like he could fight a bear and still have time for a kiss.
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A girl who can make your brain shut off and your pants drop down.
Becca is the reason I still have nightmares about lunch.
She walked in and I instantly forgot my name.
She’s so hot I think I might have to start a fire.