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Something that tried to stop me, but I kicked its ass

My mom said I couldn't go to the concert, but I snuck out and showed her my ticket

The cops pulled me over, but I had a fake ID and a lot of attitude

I told my teacher I wasn't going to do the homework, and I didn't

The easiest song to play, and also the easiest way to annoy your siblings

I played it on the piano and my brother yelled at me

My sister turned it up and danced like a fool

I sang it in the car and my dad made me pull over

A big group of people from different races all trying to get the same girl

At the party, three guys asked me to dance and they all looked like they were going to fight

My cousin’s crush is in the group, and he’s trying to be cool

They all tried to be the best at the same time, and it was a mess

The stupid song they sing at every game like it's the only thing that matters

I had to sing it at the football game and I hated every second of it

They made me chant it at the basketball game, and I almost passed out

The cheerleader made me lead the chant, and I was so embarrassed

The new way for old people to get free stuff by pretending they're important

My grandpa got a free meal just for saying he was a veteran

My grandma got a discount at the store because she said she was in the army

My uncle got a free hat just for showing up