a school yearbook

A school yearbook is a piece of paper that makes you feel like you’re in a horror movie. You get it when you finish a year of being tortured by teachers. It’s full of bad photos that make you look like you were hit by a truck. People write stupid stuff in it, like love letters, when they could just text you.

A yearbook is a fancy notebook that makes you feel like you’re famous. It’s given to you every year for no reason. You look at it and see how bad the pictures are, like they took them in the middle of a fight. People write silly stuff in it, like ‘I miss you’ when you see them every day.

A yearbook is a stupid book that you get at the end of the year. It’s full of terrible pictures that make you look like you were dragged through a mud pit. People sign it with messages that are way too long, like they’re trying to write a novel in the margins.