a scale of one to OMG we're all gonna die

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A stupid way to rate how bad a tiny mistake is when it feels like the end of the world. People use it when they’re panicking in places like space stations, submarines, and nuclear plants, like everyone is going to blow up because of a typo.

'I spilled coffee on the control panel. It's a 10 on the scale of one to we're all gonna die.'

'The reactor is melting down. It's a 12 on the scale of one to we're all gonna die.'

'He hit the wrong button. It's a 9 on the scale of one to we're all gonna die.'

by Slangipedia 5d ago

A stupid rating system for when something small feels like the apocalypse. Used by people who think a paper cut is the same as a nuclear bomb, especially in places where mistakes mean everyone dies.

'I dropped a pen. It's a 7 on the scale of one to we're all gonna die.'

'The lights flickered. It's a 5 on the scale of one to we're all gonna die.'

'He forgot to plug in the server. It's an 11 on the scale of one to we're all gonna die.'

by Slangipedia 5d ago

A weird way to measure how bad a little mistake is when it feels like the universe is ending. Used in places where people get all worked up over tiny errors, like they're going to die in a fiery explosion.

'He spilled soda on the computer. It's a 9 on the scale of one to we're all gonna die.'

'The alarm went off. It's a 10 on the scale of one to we're all gonna die.'

'He said the wrong word. It's a 6 on the scale of one to we're all gonna die.'

by Slangipedia 5d ago

A ridiculous way to rank how bad a small error is when it feels like the end of everything. People use it in places like submarines and space stations, where they think a little mistake is going to kill everyone.

'I knocked over a cup of coffee. It's a 7 on the scale of one to we're all gonna die.'

'The screen blinked. It's a 5 on the scale of one to we're all gonna die.'

'He hit the wrong button. It's a 10 on the scale of one to we're all gonna die.'

by Slangipedia 5d ago

A weird rating system used when a tiny mistake feels like the world is going to end. People use it in places like nuclear plants and space stations, where they think one little error is going to kill everyone.

'He dropped the pencil. It's a 3 on the scale of one to we're all gonna die.'

'The machine made a noise. It's a 6 on the scale of one to we're all gonna die.'

'He said the wrong password. It's a 10 on the scale of one to we're all gonna die.'

by Slangipedia 5d ago

A crazy way to rate how bad a small mistake is when it feels like the whole universe is going to blow up. People use it in places like submarines and space stations, where they think a tiny error means everyone dies.

'He spilled water on the keyboard. It's a 8 on the scale of one to we're all gonna die.'

'The light turned red. It's a 7 on the scale of one to we're all gonna die.'

'He made a typo. It's a 10 on the scale of one to we're all gonna die.'

by Slangipedia 5d ago