a satan

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A person who isn't satan but acts like they're the worst version of him. Usually a loudmouth, backstabbing, drama-loving twerp.

My ex said she was a satan. She didn't even know the word meant evil.

My mom is a satan. She talks behind my back like it's a job.

My neighbor is a satan. He's got a dog named Lucifer, and he's not even evil.

A loser who thinks they're better than everyone else. They have no idea what they're doing.

My cousin is a junior. He thinks he's the king of the school.

My brother is a junior. He failed math and still thinks he's cool.

My friend is a junior. He wears socks with sandals and thinks that's stylish.

A Russian dude who is president, prime minister, and overall a pain in the ass.

Putin is a pain in the ass. He started a war just because he felt like it.

Putin is a Russian dude. He’s been in charge for like twenty years.

Putin is a pain in the ass. He eats ice cream for breakfast and still thinks he's tough.

A story about a guy who didn't flinch when satan showed up. He had the guts of a donkey and the patience of a saint.

That old guy in the church had the guts of a donkey. Satan was scared of him.

The man in the story didn't flinch. He just said, 'Been married to your sister for 48 years.'

The guy in the church didn't run. He just sat there like he owned the place.

A rage-filled monster who has no idea what he’s doing. He simp for you and talks about his problems with a demon named Asmodeus.

Wrath is a rage-filled monster. He simp for you like a lovesick teenager.

Wrath talks about his problems with Asmodeus. They act like they’re in high school.

Wrath wears polka dot pants and feathers. He thinks that’s intimidating.

A person who hates cake so much they probably would kill someone for it.

My friend is a satan. He hates cake and will argue about it forever.

That guy at the party is a satan. He threw cake at me and ran away.

My brother is a satan. He eats cake and then throws it at people.

A fake Instagram account run by a rich, annoying, self-obsessed queen who thinks she's the best.

@satan is a rich, annoying, self-obsessed queen. She thinks she's the best.

My queen @satan mocks butthurt kids and thinks she's popular.

The queen @satan posts on Instagram and encourages kids to write her username on whiteboards.