a sandwich short of a picnic

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A person who’s barely sane and acts like a clumsy idiot who can’t think straight.

My cousin tried to fix the Wi-Fi and now the whole house is offline.

He ate a sandwich for breakfast and still forgot his lunch.

He tried to play chess with a goat and lost.

A girl who’s had her butt and mouth used but still has a cherry in her pants. A guy who jacks off and watches porn but has never touched a real girl.

She’s had a mouthful and a buttful but still a virgin down there.

He’s got a hard-on but no real experience.

He’s watched every movie ever but never had a date.

When someone forgets to bring all the sandwiches and you want to punch them in the face.

I showed up with a sandwich and he had none.

He said it was a picnic, but there was just one sandwich.

He brought a sandwich and called it a picnic.

A dumbass who’s missing a few brain cells and can’t hold his beer.

He drank a beer and still didn’t understand the game.

He forgot his keys and his pants.

He tried to fix the TV and broke it.

A brainless idiot who thinks like a squirrel and can’t focus.

He lost his keys and his mind.

He forgot the date and his sandwich.

He thought the moon was a sandwich.