Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A whiny fag who thinks he's cool because he listens to rap and watches anime. Can't decide if he wants to be a gangster or just cry in a corner.

My cousin tried to be a gangster but still wears eyeliner.

He said he's black but his mom is white.

He listens to rap but can't even dance.

2

When you trick some idiot in Rocket League and they think they're the best but they're not. All thanks to Jon Sandman.

I faked out my friend and he didn't even see it coming.

He thought he was going to win but I had the upper hand.

He was so confused he just quit the game.

3

A guy who kills people and doesn't care. He just walks away and leaves the bodies there. No remorse, no problems.

He killed his ex and didn't even flinch.

He left the body in the park and went home to watch TV.

He said, 'I don't do second chances.'

4

A comic book series that's way too complicated for normal people. It's written by some guy named Neil Gaiman.

I tried to read it but I fell asleep.

It has way too many characters.

It's like a dream but with more drama.

5

A fake guy that parents make up to scare kids. They say he puts sand in your eyes so you can't see in the morning.

My mom said the Sandman came for me last night.

I cried because I thought he was real.

He's just a made-up guy with a bag of sand.

6

When you silently fart into your hand and fling it onto your spouse's nose before they fall asleep. It's like a magical fart attack.

I did it to my dad and he thought it was a dream.

My mom did it to me and I woke up laughing.

He did it to me and I cried because it was so gross.

7

The final, biggest blunt of the night. It's like the last hit before you pass out and forget your life.

I took the last blunt and it was the best one.

I smoked it and I didn't even care about the day.

It made me sleepy and I fell on the couch.