a sandie

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A sandie is when you’re f***ing on the beach and your vajay jay gets sandy. It’s like your snatch is getting a beach party it didn’t ask for.

I tried to make love on the beach, and now my snatch is covered in sand. I look like a crab with a vagina.

Sandie? More like Sandie-***. My beach date turned into a sand trap.

I was enjoying my beach time until my vajay jay turned into a sand castle.

A sandie is a Sandra who’s got more personality than a bag of chips. She’s kind of a human hero, but also kind of a drama queen.

Sandra is like the human version of a superhero, but with more drama and less cape.

Sandra doesn’t just help people, she saves them, and then complains about it.

She’s got a heart of gold and a mouth of fire. She’s the best kind of friend, until she’s not.

A sandie is the only person who actually cares about life and doesn’t lie, unless she’s trying to get out of trouble.

Sandra is the only person who actually cares about life. The rest of us are just f***ing around.

She tells the truth, even when it hurts. But she’ll lie to get out of a fight.

She’s real, honest, and sometimes a pain in the a**.

To become instantly obsessed with someone, like you just saw their face and now you’re f***ed.

I saw him, and now I’m f***ed. I’m in love with a guy who looks like a walking dream.

She walked in, and I was like, ‘Who is this girl? I’m in love.’

He smiled at me, and I fell for him like I was a love-struck idiot.

A sandie is a woman who’s got guts, creativity, and a body that makes you want to kiss her.

Sandra’s got guts, creativity, and a body that makes me want to kiss her, and maybe her face, too.

She’s got the brains of a scientist and the looks of a supermodel.

She’s like a walking art show with a body that makes you want to f*** her.

A sandie is a pretty girl who thinks she’s not, but all the boys want her, and she’s got a sense of humor and a little bit of a temper.

Sandra’s pretty, but she doesn’t think so. All the boys want her, even the ones who don’t know how to f***.

She’s got a sense of humor and a temper that could melt the ice caps.

She’s funny, smart, and if you make her mad, you’re in for a fight.

A sandie is the best kind of woman, smart, hot, artistic, and she’s got a f***ing great kiss.

Sandra is smart, hot, artistic, and she’s got a f***ing great kiss, and she knows it.

She’s the kind of woman who makes you want to marry her, and then kiss her every day.

She’s like a f***ing masterpiece of a woman, smart, sexy, and she can cook.