Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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A sammi is someone who calls a sandwich a 'sammie' and thinks it makes them sound cool. They probably also call their junk 'herbert' and think it's adorable.

DM: 'I'm making my sammie now, and my herbert is happy.'

Text: 'I wish I was a sammie, I'd eat it and not care.'

Post: 'Sammie is just a fancy word for a sandwich. Herbert is a fancy word for my junk.'

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A sammi is a girl who’s always there for you. She’ll do your homework while sleeping, and she doesn’t even know why she’s funny.

Text: 'Sammie did my homework during lunch, and I didn’t even notice.'

DM: 'She’s funny. I don’t get it, but I like it.'

Post: 'Sammie is the only person who can sleep and do homework at the same time.'

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A sammi is the best friend you'll ever have. She’ll back you up and protect you, but if you mess with her, she’ll threaten you with her cuteness.

Text: 'She threatened me with her smile. I was scared.'

DM: 'If you mess with Sammi, you’ll regret it.'

Post: 'Sammi is the best friend ever. Her threats are cute.'

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4

A sammi is like a flower. She doesn’t let people bring her down, and she’s not fake like the other bitches.

Text: 'Sammie is like a flower. She stays strong.'

DM: 'She’s not fake, she’s just real.'

Post: 'Other girls are fake. Sammi is real.'

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A sammi is not a slut. She’s sweet, loyal, and will be your best friend if you don’t break her heart.

Text: 'She’s not a slut. She’s just sweet.'

DM: 'Don’t break her heart, she’s too nice.'

Post: 'Sammie is loyal. Don’t mess with her.'

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A sammi is the best person ever. She’s strong and will fight for you no matter what.

Text: 'She’s the best person I know.'

DM: 'She’ll fight for you, no matter what.'

Post: 'Sammie is stronger than anything.'

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A sammi is the worst person you’ll ever meet. She’s a slut, she’s controlling, and she’s not worth your time.

Text: 'Sammie is a controlling slut.'

DM: 'Don’t waste your time with her.'

Post: 'Sammie is the worst. Don’t be friends with her.'

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