a sam lorenzo moment

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When you make a complete fool of yourself in front of strangers who think you’re a total idiot

I tripped over my own shoelace during a presentation to 200 people.

I tried to impress the barista by rapping and failed spectacularly.

I yelled ‘I’m not crazy, I’m just misunderstood’ to a cop who was just trying to wake me up.

That moment when you think you’re cool but nobody else gets it and you look like a total dork

I did a full dance move in the middle of a Zoom call and no one laughed.

I tried to do a magic trick and just dropped the card on the floor.

I shouted my secret crush’s name in the school hallway at 8 am.

When you do something so stupid that even your brain is like ‘what the hell’

I ate an entire pizza box in one bite and it looked like I was trying to swallow a cat.

I tried to wear a hat inside a helmet and it looked like a war crime.

I tried to talk during a thunderstorm and it sounded like I was screaming at God.

That time you acted like a total idiot and no one had the heart to tell you

I did a full karate kick at the grocery store and nobody said anything.

I tried to flirt with the mailman and he just walked away.

I stood on a chair and yelled ‘I’m the king’ in the library and nobody even looked up.

When you mess up so bad that even your friends are like ‘why’

I tried to sing and it sounded like a dying cat.

I did a handstand in the middle of the class and fell on my face.

I tried to explain my feelings and just cried and ran out.

That moment when you think you’re being cool but you’re just being a total embarrassment

I tried to do a backflip and fell flat on my back in front of my crush.

I tried to be funny and just said ‘hi’ to the principal.

I tried to make a cool video and it was just me eating a taco.