a salty surprise

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A total nut job who doesn't know when to shut up

My cousin told me the same story for the fifth time. I told him to shut up. He said, 'Why? You don't like my story?'

My teacher kept on nagging me about my homework. I told her to shut up. She said, 'You're just a salty surprise.'

My dog barked at the mailman for ten minutes. The mailman said, 'You're a salty surprise.'

When a guy gets a blow job and doesn't even think before he cums in their mouth

My brother got a blow job and just cummed in her mouth without even looking at her. She said, 'You're the worst.'

My uncle got a blow job from his girlfriend and just cummed in her mouth. She said, 'You're a salty surprise.'

My friend got a blow job and just cummed in her mouth. He said, 'I didn't even think.'

When you order a salty surprise and the cook cumms in your mouth at the restaurant

I went to a restaurant and asked for a salty surprise. The cook cummed in my mouth. I said, 'That was the worst meal ever.'

My friend ordered a salty surprise and the cook cummed in her mouth. She said, 'I'm never going back.'

I asked for a salty surprise at a restaurant and the cook cummed in my mouth. I said, 'That was a total disaster.'

Gravy mixed with salt and marshmallows that tastes like a total disaster

I tasted the gravy with salt and marshmallows. It was like eating a total disaster.

My mom made gravy with salt and marshmallows. I said, 'That's the worst thing I've ever tasted.'

My brother ate the gravy with salt and marshmallows. He said, 'That's the worst thing ever.'

When you knock someone out and then cum in their mouth while they're unconscious

I knocked my friend out and then cummed in his mouth. He said, 'That was the worst thing ever.'

My brother knocked me out and then cummed in my mouth. I said, 'That was the worst thing ever.'

I knocked my cousin out and then cummed in her mouth. She said, 'That was the worst thing ever.'

When you bite into a tortilla chip and get a super salty pocket

I bit into a tortilla chip and got a super salty pocket. I said, 'That was the worst chip ever.'

My brother bit into a tortilla chip and got a super salty pocket. He said, 'That was the worst chip ever.'

I ate a tortilla chip and got a super salty pocket. I said, 'That was the worst chip ever.'

When you use your own cum instead of vanilla extract and make salty and sweet snacks

I used my own cum instead of vanilla extract. It was salty and sweet. I said, 'That was the worst snack ever.'

My brother used his cum instead of vanilla extract. It was salty and sweet. He said, 'That was the worst snack ever.'

I made a snack with my cum instead of vanilla extract. It was salty and sweet. I said, 'That was the worst snack ever.'