A Sagy Susan

My ex's labia got stuck on my nose during our fight. I looked like a confused snort dog.

She slapped me with her inner lips. I couldn't breathe for a week.

He tried to kiss me, but his nose got covered in my juicy bits. It was a disaster.

Her inner lips stuck to my nose like a greasy breakfast burrito. I couldn't talk for days.

He tried to be romantic, but his nose got covered in her squishy bits. It was gross.

She slapped me with her soft bits. I looked like a nose-slobbering monster.

Her labia stuck to my nose during the big fight. I looked like a nose-smeared raccoon.

He tried to be cute, but his nose got covered in my squishy bits. It was a mess.

I got slapped with her inner lips. My face was a disaster.