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The backup plan for when you're too cheap to buy a real condom, but you still want to avoid getting pregnant or getting an STD

'I've got three of these in my wallet. One for every day of the week.', @CheapDad123

'I used my Safety on a Monday. Now I’m paying for it all week.', @CondomConnoisseur

'My Safety is just a piece of plastic. It’s not even a real condom.', @NotACondom

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A Florida way of saying you’re either getting a lot of love or you’re about to get shot in the street

'Safety, baby. I’ve got six of them coming my way.', @FlaGangsta

'He said Safety, then ran. I don’t know why.', @StreetFighter42

'Safety? I just gave her one. Now I’ve got to give her six more.', @LoveBomb

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A New York way of saying goodbye, but with more attitude and less politeness

'Safety, bro. I’ll be back.', @NYGangster

'He said Safety, and I knew he was gone for good.', @NYFriend

'Safety? That’s not a goodbye. That’s a death sentence.', @NYGangsta2

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A stupid game where one person farts and yells 'Safety' before the other person can say 'Doorknob'. If they say 'Doorknob', they can punch you until you touch a doorknob

'He farted and said Safety. I said Doorknob and got hit five times.', @FartFighter

'I got hit so hard I touched a doorknob. I had to go to the hospital.', @DoorknobVoyager

'Safety is my favorite game. I’ve played it for 10 years.', @FartMaster

by Slangipedia 16d ago

What you yell after a fart, like you're the king of the world and everyone else is just a peasant

'I farted and said Safety. My friend said Doorknob and got hit.', @FartKing

'Safety! I’m the king of farts!', @FartMonarch

'He farted and said Safety. I didn’t even know what that meant.', @FartLover

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Not a joke. You have to carry weapons. You might get killed. You might not get paid. And if you go time traveling with someone who only did it once before? Good luck

'I went time traveling with a guy who only did it once before. I got stuck in the past.', @TimeTraveller

'Safety is not a joke. I got hit by a sword.', @WeaponMaster

'I came back from an operation. I got paid, but I was covered in blood.', @SafetyGuy

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A stronger version of safe. It’s not just safe. It’s super safe. Like, you can walk through a war zone and still be safe

'Safety is like walking through a war zone and coming out unharmed.', @SafeGuy

'I live in London. Safety is my life.', @LondonSafety

'Safety is a word I use when I’m feeling extra safe.', @ExtraSafe

by Slangipedia 16d ago