a sad childhood

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a kid who got grounded for eating the last bite of pizza and had to sleep in the garage with the raccoons

my childhood was like a horror movie but with more cheese

i got kicked out of the house for talking to the neighbor’s dog

i cried when my mom took my xbox and gave it to my brother

a kid who got yelled at for drawing on the walls and had to eat cereal for dinner every day

my mom screamed at me for turning my bedroom into a monster museum

i had to eat cereal for dinner and it was like a punishment from god

i got grounded for drawing a mustache on my dad’s face

a kid who was forced to listen to their parents’ bad karaoke and got no allowance

my parents sang 'Bohemian Rhapsody' so bad it made me cry

i got no allowance because i refused to dance to 'Eye of the Tiger'

they made me watch their karaoke for three hours straight