Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When you brag about the kind of girls you like, usually because you're too ugly to get one.

I only like girls who are pretty enough to save me from my ugly face.

I don't like girls who are too smart. They might notice I'm a fraud.

If you're not hot, you're not worth my time. Got it?

2

When you talk about girls like they're a prize you won at a carnival.

I got a hot girl for my birthday. I didn't even have to do anything.

She was like a golden ticket. I got her because I was lucky.

I don't just like girls. I collect them like trophies.

3

When you talk about girls like they're the only ones who matter.

Girls are the only thing that makes my life worth living.

If I don't get a girl, I might as well die.

I don't care about anything else. Just give me a girl.

4

When you act like you're the only one who can judge a girl's looks.

You're not hot enough to be in my league.

She's average. I'm not even impressed.

You can't even look at a girl without being a fool.

5

When you talk about girls like they're your only friends.

I don't need friends. I have girls.

If I don't have a girl, I don't have a life.

Girls are my only real friends. The rest are just trash.

6

When you talk about girls like they're the only thing that matters in life.

I don't care about grades, money, or anything. Just give me a girl.

If I don't have a girl, I'm nothing.

Life is meaningless without a girl.