A Russian Tebow

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A drink so bad it makes you want to punch a bear. It’s vodka mixed with gatorade, and it’s like the worst hangover ever.

My cousin drank a Russian Tebow and now he thinks he’s a flamingo.

I tried a Russian Tebow and I cried in the grocery store.

My mom said it tastes like regret and expired chicken.

A drink that tastes like it was made by a drunk kid who hates life. It’s vodka and gatorade, and it’s the reason why people hate parties.

At the party, my friend drank a Russian Tebow and started talking to the ceiling.

I tried it and I now have a permanent hatred for orange.

My brother said it tastes like a gym sock that’s been in the sun.

A drink that’s like being kicked by a donkey. It’s vodka and gatorade, and it’s the worst thing to ever happen to your tongue.

My friend drank a Russian Tebow and now he thinks he’s a donkey.

I tried it and my tongue is now in a jail cell.

My sister said it tastes like a sock that’s been in a blender.