A Russian Peter

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A lazy guy who talks too much and uses fancy words and sticky stuff to try to take over the world by capturing dinosaurs to make a smarter race of people who will rule everything forever.
My uncle is a Russian Peter. He talks about dinosaurs like they're his ex-girlfriend.
I saw a Russian Peter on TikTok. He was arguing with a toaster about global domination.
My teacher said I'm a Russian Peter because I talk too much and doodle during math.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A guy who can't be bothered to do anything but still thinks he's the king of the world because he's obsessed with dinosaurs and making better humans to take over the universe.
My neighbor is a Russian Peter. He thinks he's running a secret club with the dinosaurs.
My brother says I'm a Russian Peter because I eat cereal for dinner and talk to my plants.
My mom says my dad is a Russian Peter because he tried to take over the school with a pencil.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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