A runner

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A kid who folds like a cheap suit and cries like a baby when things get tough
My sister cried when she lost her phone. Big baby.
He quit the game when he got tackled. Total wimp.
She cried during the movie. I swear she was born with a tissue in her hand.
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A hand that barely survives because the last two cards were just the best friends of the loser
My hand was dead until the turn and river came to save me. Saved by the last two cards.
He had nothing but the river saved him. Lucky bastard.
I had no chance until the turn and river showed up. They were the best friends of my hand.
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A person who bolts off stage like they just saw a ghost when Maury says they're not the dad
That woman ran like she was chased by a bear when she heard she wasn't the dad.
He sprinted off stage like a chicken with his head cut off when Maury said he wasn't the dad.
She ran out of the room like a thief caught in the act when she wasn't the dad.
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A girl who flirts with every boy in the school and acts like they're all her best friends
She was talking to every boy in the gym like they were her life.
She talked to five boys at once, like she had no life.
She was flirting with every guy in the class like they were her personal army.
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A person who hauls drugs around like it’s their full-time job and sells them like it’s their part-time gig
He was running drugs like it was his day job. He was living the dream.
She sold drugs like she was in a business. A real pro.
He smuggled drugs like it was his life. No time for anything else.
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A woman who'll sleep with anyone, anytime, anywhere. No shame, no rules, just sex.
She dated ten guys in a week. No rules, just chaos.
He slept with three guys at once. Like she was born to be a ho.
She was sleeping with everyone like it was a sport. No rules, no limits.
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A group of tough people who run like animals when they're scared or angry
They ran like wolves when the cops showed up. Total beasts.
They sprinted like lions when they were angry. No mercy.
They ran like wild dogs when they got into a fight. Total lunatics.
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