Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

To have sex with someone so rough they’re like a broken toy. They might cry, scream, or just sit there like a sad potato.

My cousin had a ruin and now she cries when she sees my uncle.

He ruin’d his ex so bad, she moved to another state.

That guy ruin’d his girlfriend so much, she now thinks she’s a ghost.

2

To talk so badly to someone they feel like a kicked puppy. They might just leave and never come back.

My teacher ruin’d me in front of the whole class.

He ruin’d his friend so bad, he got a restraining order.

My mom ruin’d my dad so much, he now wears a hat to hide his face.

3

So drunk you might vomit, pass out, or just start talking to the ceiling like it’s your best friend.

She ruin’d herself at the party and vomited on the floor.

He ruin’d the whole night by passing out on the couch.

They ruin’d the group chat with random ceiling conversations.

4

To say something so dumb it stops the conversation dead. It’s like the conversation just died from a bullet to the brain.

He ruin’d the conversation by asking why the sky is blue.

She ruin’d the moment by saying she thinks dogs are aliens.

He ruin’d the whole meeting by talking about his pet goldfish.

5

When a girl gets sexed so hard she doesn’t want to ever touch a penis again. She might even start praying to the gods of the night.

She ruin’d by her ex and now she prays to the moon.

He ruin’d her so bad, she now takes a shower every day just to escape.

That guy ruin’d her, and now she only eats salad for breakfast.

6

When someone does something so crazy, it’s like they exploded and no one will ever forget it.

He ruin’d the whole party by setting the house on fire.

She ruin’d the meeting by wearing a chicken suit.

That guy ruin’d the class by eating a whole pizza in one bite.

7

When a girl gets so many sex sessions she’s just a hole with no walls. She might even start crying during dinner.

She ruin’d by her boyfriend and now she cries during dinner.

He ruin’d her so bad, she now eats soup with a spoon like it’s a punishment.

That guy ruin’d her and now she just sits in the corner and stares.