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Crashing your bike because you're too distracted by your phone. Or crashing into a car while pretending your lady's bike is a dirt bike and still being distracted by your phone.
I crashed into a mailbox and my phone flew out of my hand like it was trying to escape me.
I tried to ride a bike like it was a dirt bike and crashed into a car because I was too busy texting my ex.
My phone was more important than my life, so I crashed into a tree and my phone survived.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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The best boyfriend ever. He’ll make your bad day good, laugh at your dumb jokes, and never stop being hot.
He made me laugh so hard I cried and then I got a text from him that said 'I miss you already.'
He turned my bad day into a good day just by smiling at me.
He’s the best boyfriend ever and I don’t even know why I ever dated anyone else.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A person who actually cares about you. They’ll make you laugh, smile, and look good while doing it.
She made me laugh until I cried and then asked if I wanted ice cream.
He smiled at me and I instantly felt better.
They care about people and it shows in everything they do.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A guy who gives you everything he has and never asks for anything back. He lives life to the max and makes everyone happy.
He gave me his last shirt and never asked for anything back.
He lived life like it was a party and never regretted anything.
He made everyone happy and will be missed when he’s gone.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A guy who shines through even the worst days. He fixes broken hearts and makes everything feel better.
He made me feel better after my ex broke up with me.
He turned my bad day into a good one just by being there.
He’s like the sun on a cloudy day.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A person who loves ska music and acts like it's the most important thing in life.
He blasted ska music so loud that my neighbor came out to yell at him.
She lives for ska and doesn't care if people laugh at her.
He turned my boring day into a ska-fueled party.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A man who’s honest, dependable, sexy, and loves his family. He’s everything you could ever want in a man.
He’s the kind of man who would move mountains for his wife.
He’s sexy, dependable, and loves his kids more than anything.
He’s the best man ever and I don’t know why I ever dated anyone else.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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