A Rubedog

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When you get so drunk you don’t care if you end up with a sister who’s part of your family and you don’t give a damn about the consequences.
I woke up with my sister and no pants on. This is a Rubedog.
My brother drank 12 beers and tried to make out with my mom. That’s a Rubedog.
I was so wasted I thought my sister was a barista. That’s a Rubedog.
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When you get so wasted you forget your sister is your sister and you just want to scream and have sex.
I don’t remember what happened, but I have a sister and a hangover. That’s a Rubedog.
I tried to kiss my sister. She told me to stop. That’s a Rubedog.
I drank too much and thought my sister was my girlfriend. That’s a Rubedog.
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When you get so trashed you end up having sex with your sister and you don’t even remember doing it.
I woke up with my sister and no idea what happened. That’s a Rubedog.
I had sex with my sister and didn’t even know she was my sister. That’s a Rubedog.
I got so wasted I had sex with my sister in the kitchen. That’s a Rubedog.
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When you get so wasted you decide your sister is your girlfriend and you go for it with no questions asked.
I got so drunk I thought my sister was my girlfriend. That’s a Rubedog.
I had sex with my sister and told her I loved her. That’s a Rubedog.
I drank too much and tried to propose to my sister. That’s a Rubedog.
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When you get so drunk you forget your sister is your sister and you just go for it like it’s a normal thing.
I drank so much I thought my sister was my friend. That’s a Rubedog.
I had sex with my sister and didn’t even know who she was. That’s a Rubedog.
I got so wasted I tried to kiss my sister like she was my crush. That’s a Rubedog.
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When you get so wasted you just end up having sex with your sister and it feels like the best idea ever.
I had sex with my sister and didn’t even care. That’s a Rubedog.
I got so drunk I had sex with my sister in the hallway. That’s a Rubedog.
I drank too much and thought I was in a movie. That’s a Rubedog.
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