a rubber

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A thing you put on your wiener to keep your jizz from leaking out and embarrassing you.
"Bro, you forgot your rubber at the club last night. You’re a legend."
"My rubber broke during the presentation. I had to explain why I was crying."
"He said he’d bring a rubber, but he brought a napkin instead."
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In America, it’s a wiener cover. In Britain, it’s what you use to rub out your mistakes before they become permanent.
"I used my rubber to erase my math test. Now I have to do it again."
"He brought a rubber to the party, but it was the wrong size."
"She said she’d bring a rubber, but she brought a pencil."
3
Another name for a wiener cover. It’s what you wear when you don’t want anyone to see your jizz.
"He wore the same rubber for three years. It looked like it had been through a war."
"She gave him a rubber for his birthday. He didn’t even use it."
"He put on the rubber, but it slipped off during the dance."
4
A gooey stuff that comes from trees. It’s used to make things like rubber, but also used to cover wieners when you’re doing it.
"The rubber was sticky, and it stuck to my hand like a spider."
"He used the wrong rubber and it broke during the action."
"She tried to use the rubber, but it was too small."
5
When someone completely ignores you, like you’re not even there. It’s the worst.
"He completely rubbered me during the meeting. I had to speak up."
"She rubbered me in front of my whole class."
"He rubbered me so hard I thought I was invisible."
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See wiener cover. It’s the same thing, just called something else.
"I saw the rubber on the floor and knew it was his."
"She used the rubber to cover her wiener during the big moment."
"He had three rubbers in his pocket, and he used all of them."
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In Australia, it’s a pencil eraser. In America, it’s what you wear when you don’t want to get caught.
"He used the rubber to erase his mistake, but it didn’t work."
"She brought a rubber to the party, but it was the wrong kind."
"He used the rubber, but it was too big."
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