a royal fucking

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Sex so good it feels like you're getting crowned king of the best fuck ever. Only royalty should get treated like this.
My date last night was a royal fucking. I woke up thinking I was a god.
She gave me a royal fucking. I think I might have died and gone to heaven.
My mom said I had a royal fucking. I didn't know that was a thing.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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So bad it's not just fucked. It's like you're stuck in a pit of hell and there's no way out.
That meeting was a royal fucking. I wanted to scream and cry at the same time.
My life is a royal fucking. I can't even remember my own name anymore.
That test was a royal fucking. I failed it and my brain.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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Making such a mess that it looks like a war broke out just to make it look worse.
My kitchen looked like a royal fucking after my dog ate my dinner.
He made a royal fucking in the hallway. It looked like a tornado hit.
That room was a royal fucking. It was like someone threw a party and then a fight.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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So bad it's like everything is broken and it will never get fixed. Ever.
That project was a royal fucking. We might as well just give up.
The day was a royal fucking. Nothing went right and it never will.
That movie was a royal fucking. I would rather watch paint dry.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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Getting fucked by someone who's so much better than you that it's like you're being humiliated by a god.
He gave me a royal fucking. I felt like I was getting beaten by a king.
That guy gave me a royal fucking. I think he was born in a palace.
She gave me a royal fucking. I think I got turned into a peasant.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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